mostly-funnytwittertweets:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

andillwriteyouatragedy:

jvgsjeff:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

the-most-adorkable-smile:

adamtheredbeard:

polyphonetic:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

wvyldthingsandstuff:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

dyscomancer:

lest we forget

medievaljournalist:

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

I get sometimes you gotta cater a little (or maybe a lot) to make it as an indie artist who sells their stuff online but my brother once told me to put more #funny relatable quotes on my art and I just looked at him like

is this alluring to you

the-fantabulous-toast:

youremysunshine8:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you’re listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there’s actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system……

I know you’re wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

what the dog doin